pointless

Real Haunted Cat?

Interested in learning how to use Photoshop to edit videos, I made a fake ghost video of my beloved pet cat, Hamburglar.

Posted by ottersauce in creatures, diy, pointless, Video

Zoo Animals!

Yesterday we were blessed with lovely un-Decemberlike weather, so my husband and I decided to visit the Gulf Breeze Zoo and visit all the animals (but especially the otters).

Posted by ottersauce in creatures, pointless

Fun With Math

So I redid my portfolio website today! If there was ever any doubt how much of a nerd I am am, here’s proof: On my homepage, I have three sliders set to change at 3 seconds, 3.5 seconds, and 4 seconds. My husband and I worked out that once every 84 seconds, all the images will switch at the same time. Not content to assume this was the case, we sat there and timed it, and cheered when they switched simultaneously as expected.

If you have a minute and a half to kill and like looking at pictures, you can visit my portfolio at www.emilyshippdesign.com.

Posted by ottersauce in pointless

Dramatic Hamburglar

Is dramatic.

Posted by ottersauce in creatures, pointless, 0 comments

The Chameleons of Google Images

This one hates you.

This one hopes you don’t notice the stinky toot he just made.

This one wonders, “What is life if not waiting for death?”

This one strongly wishes he hadn’t just watched The Shining before bed.

This one is drunk.

This one is curious about the difference between traditional and Roth IRAs.

This one camped out overnight at Taco Bell to get some Doritos tacos.

This one wishes just once a hat would fit.

This one just realized that Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe are different people.

This one just wants to be plain and brown for one frickin day so RELAX OK

This one is gazing at a plate of nachos.

Posted by ottersauce in creatures, pointless, 0 comments

Quatroversary

My husband and I celebrated our fourth wedding anniversary last week! As a treat, I went to go get my hair cut and colored, and before I left the stylist curled it for me (something that I cannot remotely manage to do for myself). So here’s a photo of me showing off the one evening this summer that my hairstyle has been more complicated than “brushed”.

We went out to a matinee that afternoon, followed by Indian food for dinner and drinks. One thing I learned is that while something called a birthday cake martini may SOUND delicious, it is actually wretchedly gross. However, chicken tikka masala is never a bad choice. Om nom nom!

Posted by ottersauce in pointless, shopping, 0 comments