This one hates you.
This one hopes you don’t notice the stinky toot he just made.
This one wonders, “What is life if not waiting for death?”
This one strongly wishes he hadn’t just watched The Shining before bed.
This one is drunk.
This one is curious about the difference between traditional and Roth IRAs.
This one camped out overnight at Taco Bell to get some Doritos tacos.
This one wishes just once a hat would fit.
This one just realized that Elijah Wood and Daniel Radcliffe are different people.
This one just wants to be plain and brown for one frickin day so RELAX OK
This one is gazing at a plate of nachos.
